Being Social at the Social Network

The new film the Social Network is as good as everyone says. In fact, it’s better. It’s a brilliant mix of pop culture and eternal themes, from love and rivalry to classism or the simple need to be accepted; And, the need as well, to get back at those who don’t accept you.

It’s taken from a skewed perspective, for sure. Mark Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook, could not come out in a great light. How could the youngest billionaire in history? And it’s obvious that the movie is based upon several less-than-objective views of the boy wunderkind. However, Aaron Sorkin’s razor sharp script, the delivery by each and every one of the actors (including JT who truly is becoming a leading man) and the fact that under all the coding are kids, college kids, but kids is never lost and what emerges is the humanization of a phenomenon.

And yes, it’s amazing that the man that has helped the world make friends may not have close ones of his own. Ahh, irony.

Five stars, two thumbs up, 100 tomatoes, however you want to slice it if you want to see great acting and filmmaking (and enjoy Trent Reznor’s soundtrack) hit the “like” button and run do not walk to see the movie. And make no mistake, while this is an ensemble cast it is Jesse Eisenberg (the boy genius) and Andrew Garfield’s as Eduardo Saverin (co-founder of Facebook) movie, with a great supporting staff including Timberlake.

After the film, I go social with a few of the people at the theatre with my iPhone. Here’s their thoughts.

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Enough is Enough! The Noise from Florida Is Deafening.

Enough is Enough is Enough
Stop the Media Blitz about the Nut
By Charles Karel Bouley

OK, now this has gone too far.

Enough of all this fake protest over the nut-bag in Florida with less followers than I had guests at my last dinner party; the one that wants to burn the Muslim holy book. All this global outrage, including a comment from the United States President, at this media created hysteria has now got to end before it hurts someone.

Because no matter what anyone will ever tell me, burning a few books does not endanger our troops, outrage any more or cause any worse ripple effect then launching two illegal occupations of Muslim homelands, sustaining those occupations for seven and nine years (and counting) respectively and a refusal to acknowledge the Islamaphobia created by George W. Bush as he terrorized a nation and world for eight years—unstopped by Congress (including the Democratic led Congress since 2006)—with his NeoCon Right Wing Evangelical propaganda. That President told people he was preparing the Middle East for the return of Biblical angels; a statement by a Christian President with occupying forces in Muslim land, a statement backed up with things like “shock and awe.”

And as horrible as the nut-bag’s actions in Florida are, due simply to the disrespect of it all, I still believe blowing up neighborhoods with collateral damage called children, women, innocents whose only crime was living in a region deemed a danger by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and all the other unprosecuted war criminals is far worse. Killing people at a birthday party on camera and enjoying it is far worse. Asking our troops to go door to door in foreign lands with no clear goal is far worse.

We have destroyed the country of Iraq, period, end of story. It does not exist. There is a shell where a country once was with no real working government, inadequate defenses, infrastructure and the vast resources benefitting a small few and not the nation (please don’t say it sounds like here, or was that the plan?). It will be three countries one day, perhaps, or the starting place of a bigger conflict with Iran. Whatever it will be, it’s broken now, and is no way a unified, democratic peaceful ally or nation.

Afghanistan has been exploited by regimes that come in, and then realize, usually after bankrupting the nation, that the commitment is far beyond what any nation can actually commit to and afford, because the nation needs a complete and total revamp, rebuild, and needs a revolution (internal) to solve its problems. But the fact is, it’s broken, too, and our presence isn’t helping because our mission is still unclear. So, another broken country, broken before we found it, and it will be worse after we leave it.

These actions, and our foreign policy endangers our troops. Deeply ingrained hatred and misconceptions endangers our troops (on both sides). Allowing your President to deploy troops where there should be none, and attack strangers who are not our enemy endangers our troops and our security. Running a black ops torture chamber known an Guantanamo endangers our troops. Waterboarding with impunity endangers our troops. Not impeaching that President endangered our troops. Not forcing this one to completely withdraw (out means out) endangers our troops. And yes, Bashing Muslims in this country, be it stabbing a cabbie or protesting a Mosque, say it with me, endangers our troops (oh ya, and burning their Holy book).

But stop all the denouncing. Every major Christian leader should fly to Florida, form a human chain between this nut and the burn pile, and tell him No! We Christians know this is wrong and hateful and we stop you in the name of our Lord! Let them police their own crazies. But stop condemning and get up and do something. Go there, stop him. Put yourself in between. Show the Muslim world good Christians will stand up for them even to one of their own. But No. They’ll condemn and moan and groan but say “we have to let him, it’s his right in America…” Yup, it’s his right, but nope, you don’t have to let him. It’s your right to go there, and stop him. Show up, join arms, block the burn pile.

Or, in a show of solidarity, burn the Bible on Saturday as well to show that any God can withstand a good bon fire. Make smores, because only God can make a Smore, from the heat and be joyous that your God is more powerful than a small bonfire and that His Word has withstood much worse than a crazy guy in Florida. Burn your bibles to show the Muslims that it’s all just books being burned, not Gods or faiths (or religious leaders as the Catholics once did) but just pulp returning to ash. Show them your book and theirs are equal and that you both mourn the stupidity that day.

Or shut the hell up; Because the NOISE about it all is what is dangerous, not the act itself. I talk to thousands a day, my columns read by more than 50 people. If I burned a Bible on Saturday would it start world wide condemnation and protest? Would Obama comment about Karel. I doubt it. It would be seen as a radio stunt, like Beck’s rally, an entertainer doing a PR move.

So why isn’t this? This guy wanted Press, that’s all, and he’s clearly crazy. With Snooki and Lindsay and others we have enough Crazy in the news. We don’t need Christian Crazy, any more than we have it already.

There are insane people like this guy in Florida all over America with agendas as bigoted, as phobic, as ridiculous as him. Media does not cover them because it leads to no productive end, and bigotry and racism isn’t new or newsworthy.

He’s a miscreant. Don’t focus on him.

Our actions as a nation have been far more offensive to the Muslim world than this. Bush’s illegal occupation of Iraq and our failed mission in Afghanistan (wasn’t it to get Osama Bin Laden, then, we failed) have only harmed us more. Guys like the one in Florida and things like the Mosque in NYC will end as soon as we get our troops out of harms way all together when it is not necessary.

The Muslim world, and most Americans agree, neither Iraq or Afghanistan are necessary. Start with that, and forget the preacher. Wars endangers troops more than bonfires.

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Truth

Written by me in 2005 to sum up how I felt at a deposition in my case against L.B Memorial Hospital and Dr. Kooshian:

The truth.
Where is the truth?
How does one find it?
People sit and swear to tell it.
They affirm to deities to defend it.
They profess their love of it.
And then evade it…
coat it…
dodge it…
colour it…
Lawyers jockey to be in control of it.
Judges sit in awe of their ability to discern it.
And yet the only thing sure about the truth
Is that everyone sees it differently.
And swears their version is absolute.
And once the truth is finally revealed
It is just as quickly lost to versions of it

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It’s A Radio / TV Stunt, Nothing More, Nothing Less

By Charles Karel Bouley

Beck’s Event Was a Great PR Stunt but the gathering of a movement?

The industry of Glen Beck is happy: those that own him in radio and TV. He had an absolutely great weekend when it comes to the media. His stunt worked. But what amazes me is why America sees it as anything more than that: a stunt.

I’m in radio. For 20 years I’ve had Program Directors, General Manager, Promotion Managers and yes, myself, coming up with ideas to get attention, ways to to get the show out in the community and get it noticed. In Los Angeles, two relatively obnoxious shock jocks are always holding rallies, and sometimes, thousands show up. But they’re not covered in our news as political rallies; they’re covered for what they are, radio station stunts.

So let’s get this straight America: the rally in Washington, D.C. this weekend was a radio station stunt, a TV station prank, not a political movement of any kind. Those of you that showed were there to see your favorite celebrities, Beck, Palin, just like those that lined the red carpet at the other big event this weekend, the Emmy Awards. And the people leading the rally, Beck, Palin, Fox, they are opportunists saying what you want to hear to get attention to their cause: self promotion.

Because that’s what this is about — self promotion —Not reclaiming America, returning it to any values, and certainly not about any kind of God. It was a successful act of self-promotion on the part of all involved, one that got to generate even more publicity by spitting in the face of those who remember a real movement, a real speaker and a real event that happened in that very spot 47 years ago that very weekend.

I’m not surprised it was all over the news. It’s the end of August, a typically slow news time, where networks are looking for stories. And, the event was created by the media, so the media, of course, responds in kind. Many times my radio stunts get or got coverage, but we always had to compete with any breaking news. We’d never do a stunt in the middle of a huge news cycle unless the stunt had to do with that event. Never compete. Beck and his xenophobes don’t have King, civil rights or any such nuisances on their radar, so to them, there was no competing event.

I am surprised of how the media treated the event. Again, it’s a TV station or radio station stunt; like a Man Cow stunt, an Opie and Anthony stunt, a Karel stunt, a stunt by any other name. What it’s not is a symbol of what’s happening in America. Because if it is, thinking, educated people should consider leaving.

Part evangelical speech, big chunk theatrical display, the stunt did everything it should for the participants: their names are all over the news, Becks’s show will have big cume (viewers and listeners) today which generates in to ratings and all is well in the corporate world of radio and TV.

Our Constitution gives Beck and his ilk the ability to have a stunt on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. And like a Pied Piper he led those who are strangely susceptible to his warped and bizarre tune. But it is just that, a tune, one he would change at a moment’s notice if there were more in it for him, or the others involved. But just because someone has the right to such a stunt doesn’t mean we have to play in to it or pay attention to it.

Am I impressed that 10,000 or more gathered to see their favorite host and a few other of their conservative stars? Nope, just Friday night I was at the Greek where thousands gathered to see Cyndi Lauper, and I’ve been in arenas where 15,000 people have gathered to see a Pop Princess named GaGa. People will show up to see things they like. Let’s see Beck and his kind get those numbers on tour, like a GaGa or another performer. Gathering thousands is great, but don’t pretend you speak for millions any more than Oprah, who gathered twice as many in Chicago to kick off one season of her show in an outside plaza.

Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are TV and radio personalities who pulled off a great stunt. The people that attended are dupes who actually believed the event stood for something and that there was a motive behind it other than profit. And the media that covered it as anything other than a radio or TV stunt have lost perspective on what, and who, in America qualify as a real movement versus flash mobs setup by multi-billion dollar corporations.

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The Karel Show Needs Your Help

Mixing board needed

Mackie 1604 w/firewire

The Karel Show has come upon a need. An urgent one. A mixing board. Not in the budget this month. So, anyone feeling generous,
here’s what we need:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Mackie-Onyx-1640-Mixer-Mixing-Board-w-Firewire-Card-/310242140614?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0#ht_9547wt_913

It’s a Mackie w/firewire.

If you bid and win and want to donate it, we can give you shipping address. Or, if you want to donate to the cause, hit the donate button and when $850 is reached, we’ll buy it!

One listener has already emailed and called me shameful for asking, telling me how Stephanie Miller, Randi Rhodes and Mike Malloy think I’m a joke, on and on, because I have to ask for donations.

Well, most of their websites charge for content. $60 for podcast, access to articles, etc. The Karel Show website is free. To keep it that way, I accept donations. Silly, I know. But sometimes those of us that have a little extra can help support things for people that don’t.

Maybe I am a laughing stock in the industry. Maybe asking for a donation of a board or the $850 to buy it is cheesy and horrible.

But my show is my life. What would you do to keep yours?

Thanks.

Karel

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NYC Mosque Anger is Our Hangup

It’s not the mosque’s fault.

Nor is it the fault of the Muslim’s that wish to build it.

It’s our fault, We, The People, for letting a vacant lot sit where towers, a memorial, a park, where something, anything but an empty hole with some construction going on should be. Let’s face it, one man (with the help of hundreds of thousands of basic slaves one step up from the construction of the pyramids) built Dubai in the same time, in the same nine, count them, nine long years since the planes flew in to the World Trade Center and brought them down.

I visited Ground Zero shortly after 9/11 and then again in 2005. There wasn’t much difference. I’ve seen photos of the “reconstruction” that has gone on over the years. The giant inscribed cornerstone that now sits back in the quarry where it was mined, inscribed for the heroes and those that lost their lives, a rock solid symbol of things to come that never did.

No, as Dubai built the tallest buildings in the world, from 2000 through 2010, as they built islands where there was only sea, Ground Zero sat mired in permits, planning, approvals, with no real leader, no real figurehead. George W. Bush and his administration did nothing to ease this black eye on America; they did not demand and push through construction. The site was not seen as a national place of rebuilding and people are now living in condos and houses that were only vacant land in 2001 in other parts of the nation; Yet no one occupies replacement towers, landmarks, testaments to our resilience and ability to rebuild as of this day.

So when construction on an 11 story mosque is planned right near the site, many in the nation get angry. I know, I was one of them. For weeks on my show I rallied against the wisdom of building the structure; to expand the existing mosque. It seems I wasn’t the only one doubting the wisdom as President Obama refuses to comment on that issue, the wisdom of building the mosque, while announcing they should have the right to build it over his recent Gulf Coast weekend.

Like me, he’s forced to agree with the construction. I wasn’t, at first. It took Alan Colmes, New Yorker and talk host, to come on my show and “talk me down” from my position. How did he do it? Well, he tried every argument with me; but only one prevailed: the fact that other religions have been able to build or expand places of their faith around the site already. That’s the deal breaker for me in my opposition. If Christians, Jews, others are allowed, have been allowed or are being allowed to expand their presence on or near Ground Zero, then there should be no qualms about a mosque.

My position remains simple: the core of the attack, the roots of it, were, are, is, remain, religion. Yes, religion run amok, right wing, radical religion; but religion nonetheless. In fact, ever since 9/11 it’s felt very Crusade-esque; the Christian nation, America, taking on the Islamic extremists. Bible verses were put on missiles in the early days for the “shock and awe” campaign; some food and other items distributed in Iraq had Christian imagery or words on them even though it’s a Muslim nation.

So given that religion is so tied in to what happened, and given that there are ashes of the dead still on, in and around the buildings in the area making it all a memorial, a graveyard, I did not, do not want any kind of religious expansion there; be it Christian or Muslim. But New Yorkers, planning commissions and others have felt otherwise, as other faiths have expanded their presence near the site. Therefore, Muslims must be allowed.

As for the “wisdom” of it, well, it’s not so much wisdom as timing. If something glorious were at Ground Zero now; towers, memorial, a bustling area, or an area of reflection or both…if anything other than some unfinished, vaguely planned, bureaucratically impaired lot was there with only subbasements and train stations being built or completed then this wouldn’t sting so much. But the fact that Muslims can pull themselves together enough to build an 11-story Islamo-Disney as it is seen by many before the Twin Tower’s replacements are operational, built, functioning just feels like another slap in the face. And no amount of logic will change that.

So what to do? How about concentrating less on the mosque and more on Ground Zero itself. How about all the meetings, all the press, focus on the rebuilding of that site? And if the President wants to get involved, how about it be to expedite that project. We have millions out of work, particularly in construction. How about one of the first big public works plans be helping to put back what was taken from the country?

Until we actually rebuild that site, finish it, until America can see that site functioning again in full force, the wisdom of doing anything else around it is lost on me. And until we rebuild what religion gone bad has caused, then all religious building or expansion should be put on hold in that area. Unfortunately it has not been, and therefore, the mosque must be allowed to proceed.

I don’t like it any more than many, but I won’t blame the law abiding Muslim-Americans that want to build it. I blame New York City, State and the Federal Government, and We, the People, for not insisting that part of our wound is closed and healed before we pick at the scab.

Until Ground Zero is rebuilt and fully operational there’s no wisdom at all being exercised at the site.

This column was written using the iPad with Pages software and the DiNovo Edge Wireless Bluetooth Keyboard.

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So Steph is Gay

Karel on Stephanie Miller’s Announcement:

Stephanie Miller came out today.

As someone that started in talk radio as openly gay at KFI. As someone who has had to jump through all the hoops, have programmers refuse to take my show or shake my hand, as for 15 years I’ve had to jump higher, run faster, be better, so nice to see that now, as she has affiliates, stations, appearances on talk shows, a career she’s comfy enough to come out.

Good for her. Could have used it a little sooner. Oh well. How convenient for her and the press will be nice as well.

Maybe I should have hidden it for years and then once I got affiliates, TV show, etc, come out.

So great for Stephanie, she’s found her true self. And maybe it will be a little easier now for openly gay people in media. But the lesson here again is honesty can wait until the timing is right. I guess I never learned that.

But now GLAAD will have someone new to bestow awards upon for their bravery. They’ve yet to call me. Guess being out from the beginning isn’t as brave as waiting.

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8-10 on the Karel Show

Go to the podcasts for the show.

3pm: The Jet Blue Flight attendant is a national hero. He was fed up, had enough, grabbed a beer and out he went. What’s been your most dramatic leaving of a job. And why Congress should adopt his modus operendi

4pm: Michelle Obama is uppidity and should keep her globe trotting self at home. Yes, if you’re a racist. However, I tell you why we should not only pay for her trip, but schedule more.

5pm: Rod Stewart is to be a father at 66, 8 kids. We could not raise taxes on anyone if we simply stopped giving tax credits to people who have over two children. Two kids. After that, you’re on your own. And Rod and every man over 60 should have their tubes tied and stop with the vanity that is reproduction right before impending death.

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New Photos and Mag Article on Karel

My very talented friend Erick Pearson from Erick’s Eye did some new photos of me. You can find them here.

New Photos

And, there’s a great magazine article to go along with it, right here. Spread it around!

Magazine Article

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