First Felon in Chief?

The First Felon President?
Romney is Guilty of Assault
by Charles Karel Bouley II

All right, enough is enough.

Imagine, if you will, being a little different; perhaps, even a lot different. Imagine trying every day to fit in but simply not being able to; or, maybe not even wanting to try any more. Imagine expressing yourself through dressing a little differently; wearing things that may not be deemed “normal” by most. Your parents are “OK” with it, but would prefer you shape up.

You decide to grow your hair long; part because you like it, maybe part protest. You even color it. After all, you’re almost 18, you’re about to be on your own.

The kids at school are the usual asshats they can be, calling you names, queer, fag, homo, referring to you as a girl or a loner or any one of a thousand names people can come up with when they don’t understand someone that’s different.

You pretty much just man up and take it. Spring break was pretty fun, you feel pretty good about yourself, you’re looking good. You decide to go study by yourself when suddenly the door bursts open.

What the ?

Before you even know it, six guys are on top of you screaming and yelling and calling you all of those names again. What are they going to do? You don’t suppose they’d…no, they wouldn’t do THAT…what’s going on, is this a joke?

You scream for help, trying to get away, you struggle, you fight, but there’s six of them. They hold you down, they hate you. Why? What did I do? What have I done? Don’t do it, don’t hurt me…wait, what are those? Scissors? Are they going to stab me? Poke out my eyes? Cut off my balls? Dear God get away!

You scream for someone, anyone, your mom or dad, but they just laugh and hold you, others look on. Why won’t they help? Why are they standing there?

Then the leader, he takes the scissors. He begins yelling how you can’t run around looking that way. That you’re a freak and need to be taught a lesson. He begins cutting your hair!

Yes! Your hair! He’s hacking away! You’ve been growing it for over a year. He’s cutting it all and hurting you! He hits your scalp! Ouch! STOP!

Finally, he does, they flee as quickly as they came. You’re left, bruised, battered, you’re hair cut in clumps and fits, branded a freak.

That’s assault. That’s a hate crime. That’s not a high school prank. It’s terrorizing another human being, like a band of terrorists. It’s behavior that is learned, accepted and doesn’t change. Particularly if the person that did it did it so much that can’t even recall the episode.

Mitt Romney, you are guilty of assault by all accounts. We’ll never hear from the victim, as he died in 2004. But there’s been enough said, especially by you.

An apology won’t cut it. You, sir, should be no where near the White House.

The Republican Party should prove they have at least a shadow of the principals of its founder, President Lincoln, and in light of these accusations pull their support from candidate Romney and appeal to the delegates to nominate in to the actual nomination the candidate with the second largest votes in the primaries, all of them.

But it won’t. Which is why it truly has become something unrecognizable and destructive.

Mitt Romney, if these stories are true, and no one to date is discounting them and you, yourself simply say you can’t remember (?) and you allegedly committed an assault whether you knew the kid was gay or not. And you try to apologize it away?

You sir, are a disgrace in my eyes. A bully through and through. You would continue to bully Americans to your will; inflicting your master’s beliefs on a country disguised as morality; telling women what they can do with their bodies and their lives, telling tax paying Americans who can and cannot get married…on and on.

You should withdraw. You should feel lucky if criminal charges are not brought against you. You certainly violated that kid’s civil rights and that’s a federal offense if true.

Republicans, you should neither nominate nor vote for this man. He has no real remorse and he is allegedly a criminal. A real one.

Grow some. Put your money where your mouth is and if you really disapprove of bullies, say not to Mitt. We don’t need another Bully in Chief. Eight years of Bush was enough.

Sent from Karel’s iPad

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Radio Rules the Day as Adam Carolla Wins 36th Toyota Pro / Celebrity Grand Prix

Radio Wins the Day As
Adam Carolla wins Celebrity Grand Prix
By Charles Karel Bouley II

Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Resident Evil: Afterlife) felt pretty good starting the ridiculously beautiful Saturday April 14, 2012 36th Toyota Pro/Celebrity race as part of the 38th Annual Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach. After all, even in one of the worst storms to roll through Long Beach in some time on Friday the 13th, he managed to take the top Poll position, qualifying at 1:49:385 with Adam Carolla right behind him at 1:49:940 and Eddie Cibran right behind with 1:50:077; and those times were off of the morning qualifying heat due to the storm.

Coates’ poll position won him the 15th Annual People Pole Award from People Magazine and a check for $15,000 to his charity One Heart Source in Africa.

“My daughter is involved with this charity, so you’ve made her very happy and this has made me a very popular dad,” he said at Friday’s qualifying event as People Magazine awarded him and his charity a check for $15000.

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Kim Coates accepts $15k for Charity From People Magazine for the People Poll Award at the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach. Photo: Brandon Crispo

But how one evening can change things.

At Saturday’s Toyota Pro/Celebrity race the tide quickly turned for Coates.

Remember, this may be all in good fun and for charity, but the celebrities and pros want to win. While there is a sense of team spirit, there is also real competition. For many, like Coates, this is not their first race or Grand Prix.

“It’s fun when you get to crash other people’s stuff for charity,” Adam Carolla joked prior to the race.

It didn’t seem too fun for Coates. His race ended early, after a promising start, in Lap 7, when a crash sent him to the wall and then to be checked out by doctors shortly after the checkered flag was lowered. His car remained dangerously in lanes on the dreaded Hairpin curve of the track.

Coates wouldn’t be the only celebrity to taste the wall or metal. Even before Coates left the race Brody Jenner and Eddie Cibrian clashed after Cibrian had trouble with a corner and Jenner collided with him in Lap 3, leaving Jenner out.

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Brody Jenner talks to Karel in the People Magazine Celebrity compound.

“It’s a shame to ruin such a beautiful day this way,” he said shortly thereafter. “I really wanted to finish, because, it’s fun! Plus, I wanted to win. But it wasn’t in the stars. I ran in to Cibrian, well, he ran in to me! Or somehow we ran in to each other.

WIn or not, it must be fun being Brody Jenner. This star of reality TV who the term “bromance” was coined was the definite attention getter as women, and a few men, from behind the fence of theToyota Grand Prix People Celebrity Paddock screamed for his attention.

“Well, at least if the fans are having a good time, and people are here for the race, it makes it all worthwhile. It is for kids, after all,” he added.

Many celebrities talked of the charity, The Miller Children’s Hospital and Racing for Kids. Toyota donated $5000 to Racing for Kids in the name of each celebrity and pro participant and an additional $5000 to Adam Carolla’s charity, because of the win.

Carolla was quick to clarify the charity aspect of this after.

“FIrst of all, this is the best part of being a celebrity, and one of the best perks, so i encourage you all to become celebrities quick,” he joked as the press conference after the event began. “But let’s remember, there’s a lot of talk about how this is for the kids. Well, the kids are great, they are fine, but they could know me or anyone else from Adam at five or six. It’s really the parents that need as much support. I can’t imagine what it’s like to hold your kid’s hand time and time again, surgery after surgery, to be there, sleeping on chairs and cots, sometimes through very trying times. We need to remember it’s as much for those heroes as it is for the kids. For us? It’s just a blast,” he concluded.

Adam Carolla about the Charity. Video by Karel

Racing for Kids is a national nonprofit program benefitting children’s hospitals in Long Beach and Orange County, CA. Toyota has donated more than two million since 1991. People magazine goes above and beyond by awarding the winning Poll placer $15k to their charity.

CSI:NY’s Hill Harper took the race very seriously. He challenged Carolla for the lead for the last third of the race, never letting up until the end and taking a very decent second. Harper had the fastest lap of any Pro or Celebrity.

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Hill Harper at the Toyota Pro/Celebrity Grand Prix of Long Beach. Photo: Karel

“The instructors were so great,” Harper started. “We train for weeks out at Willow Springs and they take this race very seriously. Things happen fast out there, and you have to be prepared. I listened and studied hard, and I wanted to win,” he added. “I will definitely come back if I can, I want this.”

Latin superstar Kate del Castillo (NBC/Mun2) finished first amongst the women, including Grand Prix Queen Jillian Barberie Reynolds (the female veteran).

“Jillian has done this before, so it wasn’t fair to paint us as rivals,” Casitllo laughed after. “We drive like this in my country all the time, I like to speed,” she continued in good spirits.

When asked about her involvement on behalf of the large Hispanic community now represented at the Grand Prix (Bellanova is the headliner Saturday, April 14th, a wildly popular Latin band) she said it was overwhelming to see the response.

“My fans brought banners and were so loud, it was so wonderful to see them all turn out here in Long Beach. I’d love to come back and reconnect with them again, and of course, do the race!” she concluded.

William Fichner (Contact, The Lone Ranger, Entrouage) finished second in the pro, a category he earned by winning last year’s Celebrity Grand Prix, with Pro racer Frederic Aasbo finished first in the pro. Record Producer and American Idol Mentor Jim Jonsin took third in Pro and Bryan Clauson fourth.

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In all it was Carolla, Harper and Biff Gordon taking the top three podium spots in the 36th Annual Toyota Celebrity / Pro Race. Gordon is a Toyota Dealer who drives through winning the spot on silent auction (again, for charity). Rutledge Wood came in fourth, with Cain Velasquez, Adrien Brody, Kate del Castillo, Jerry Westlund, Jillian Barberie Reynolds, Doug Fregin, Eileen Davidson (Daytime TV), Eddie Cibrian, Kim Coates and Brody Jenner finishing out the pack; with the last two not finishing.

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Jim Jonsin

The average speed for the celebrities was 63.866 with the best speed 66.147. However speeds in excess of 100 are not uncommon during Grand Prix.

The 38th Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach continues all weekend with the main race beginning at 1:30 on Sunday, April, 15. The race brings hundreds of thousands of people to Long Beach and is a major source of economic stimulus. It is the largest event in Long Beach and one of the top three in the State. Go to http://www.lbgp.org for more.

Thanks to Chris Esslinger and Sharon Noot for their assistance. Photos and Video by Charles Karel Bouley and Brandon Crispo.

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Video Below:

Start of Press Conference:

Adam Carolla on vintage cars versus Grand Prix cars.

Carolla on winning the trophy.

Carolla on threats while racing

Brody Jenner and Rutledge Woods on the crash

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Pigs Flying Off The Grill in Orange County Aug. 18-21

By Charles Karel Bouley II

There are three things that don’t often appear on my to-do list:

1. Listen to lots of Country music
2. Eat in public with my fingers tearing meat off of bones (when you have as many dinner or lunch meetings as I do, you just stop ordering something you’ve got to pick up and get in to)
3. Hang out in Orange County, CA (I used to live there and now that I don’t I know why everyone used to joke that I lived behind the “Orange Curtain.”)

So it took something pretty special to get me and a guest to gear up, hop on the Aprilia Mana 850 and ride down PCH to Warner and over to Mile Square Park at Brookhurst and Heil (The Fountain Valley Sports Park is the official name now, but when I lived across the street everyone knew, and knows it, as Mile Square Park).

That something special ended up being the lure of the best BBQ available in the area this weekend as The Orange County BBQ Bonanza takes over the Fountain Valley Sports Park (Mile Square Park, Heil Entrance off Brookhurst, Fountain Valley, CA).

Now living in Long Beach there’s no shortage of great BBQ. Not many can beat the wonderful offerings at Porky’s on Redondo and 10th or Johnny Reb’s at 4663 Long Beach Blvd., Long Beach.

But the OC BBQ Bonanza did not disappoint. If pork ribs are your thing then this is the place to be this weekend. Six BBQers from across the country will compete for titles while diners serve as beneficiaries to the competitive spirit.

Aussum Aussies, Porky-N-Beans, Coyote Roadhouse, Cowboys BBQ & Rib, Johnson’s Bar-B-Que, and the KC BBQ Team have each brought their “A” game, their pork ribs rubbed and marinated, their wood pits all fired up, thrown in some chicken, links, tri-tip and trimmins making for an old time country festival right in the heart of Orange County.

Coyote Roadhouse served as my favorite, with meat just falling off the bone, a sauce that was smokey and not too sweet, the absolute perfect rib. But that’s like saying you like diamonds more than rubies really, since there was no bad BBQ to be had.

No BBQ would be complete without Country music, and the OC BBQ Bonanza has it covered all weekend long. A complete list of entertainment can be found here, but be sure and check out Bennie and the Swamp Gators (Zydeco/Cajun) and AJ Gibbs billed as the Mydeco Dance King..

Admission is $5 and includes a $2 off rib coupon. There’s a VIP Rib Village with all the ribs, beer, wine and fixin’s for $100/ea. Individual menu items range from $2 to $25 depending on the amount ordered.

For more information call 562.495.5959 or go to OC BBQ Bonanza

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The Trip Goes Full Circle: Ireland After St. Patricks

The Trip Swings Full Circle: Ireland After the Party
By Charles Karel Bouley II

And it ends as it began. Seven days previous, myself, my niece Heather McGrath (pronounced McGraww! In Ireland) and the very special Brandon Crispo hopped off US Air (willing) and hopped on to BMW Sport Adventure bikes through Celtic Riders (http://www.motorental.ie). Now, seven days later, we are back at Celtic Riders about to embark on a day trip to the “Garden of Ireland” the Wicklow Mountains and Wicklow National Park. It was Saturday, two days out from St. Patrick’s Day and the day of big rugby match that we wanted to return in time to see prior to going to the 0-2 Concert Venue to see the 20th Anniversary reunion of The Commitments.
Gone were the maddening crowds from a few days back. In fact, the Friday after St. Patrick’s Day 2011 was a sedate, controlled night in the Temple Bar area of Ireland, the part of Dublin set aside for the party animals and Bohemics.
In fact, Friday morning after St. Patrick’s as we walked to a tour at the Jameson’s Distillery (http://jamesontickets.visrez.com/ticket_booking) in the heart of Dublin, it was back to work for many. It wasn’t a four day holiday, so many Dubliners were back at work bright (?) and early Friday morning. Offices were bustling, stores and the locals were now mingling with the tourists that were left. Brits and others were filling the hotel rooms left vacant from the holiday for Saturday’s match. Little signs could be found of the night before, an occasional patch of puke and several people sleeping (yes, sleeping) along the bridges over the Liffey still in their party hats left to sleep it off; but for the most part, it was back to work.
The Distillery is another great tour as Jameson’s Whiskey is a big part of the Dublin and Irish culture. It sells over 31 million bottles world wide a year is the most popular Irish Whiskey made; it is also the fastest growing whiskey brand in the world. Established in 1790 by a Scot, John Jameson, it is distilled in Cork, Ireland with vatting taking place in Dublin. It is a single distillery whiskey, adhering to the single malt tradition with difference being Jameson’s combines malted barley with umalted or “green” barley. Then they use what is known as the Pure Pot Still distilling tradition and used sherry and brandy kegs brought from Kentucky and other places. The tour is great fun and ends with a tasting, and be sure to see the actual cat that caught 20 mice per day for the brewery. They stuffed it. No lie. It’s a great place for gifts for those that like whiskey as they will print the name of someone on a label of their Distillery Reserve, available only there in Dublin.

Dinner was in the Grand Canal Square area of Dublin, a newly redeveloped waterfront area that is where modern meets traditional on the waterfront. It is developing in to a very trendy area, think SoMa in San Francisco or SoHo in NYC and that includes the restaurants springing up. This is where you could get a bit of West Hollywood in Dublin; places like the Ely Gastro (http://www.elywinebar.ie/en/ely-gastro-pub.html) I suppose for locals this is great, but for me…ehh…I didn’t travel all this waysto have service I could get in America (read, less than stellar) and food that was more style over substance. The patrons really seemed to be enjoying themselves at the bar and I could see this as a very trendy night spot for young urban hipsters. There’s much better food in Ireland and places that mix more traditional Ireland with the modern. The Grand Canal is full of them, and so trendy, upscale, modern night life on an incredible waterfront by a spanking new theatre exists just a five minute cab ride from the City Centre.
Friday night Dublin was sedate, having shot an incredible amount the night previous. Pubs like Hogans or The Stag’s Head that were far too crowded to attempt were now readily accessible with good crowds and good fun. The George rounded out with an evening of dancing and street food (Cod and chips) in the Temple Bar and it was back to the hotel by 1am, the earliest!
Saturday night after St. Patrick’s Day was a huge concert event for Dublin, the 20th Anniversary reunion of The Stars from The Commitments. The film, now two decades old, and the actors and singers who made it all under the writing prowess of native Roddy Doyle came together for a special night at Dublin’s O-2 (http://www.theo2.ie/) . The house was filled to capacity as the various members of the group did R&B covers and a host of material from the movie and other albums. The band has broken up a few times over the years and as singer Bronagh Gallagher said in jest when they first came out “we’ve already broken up 20 times today. She was joined by Andrew Strong, Robert Arkins, Angeline Ball, Michael Aherne, Glen Hansard, Felim Gormley, Dave Finnegan Ken McCluskey and Dick Massey for a rousing two-and-a-half-hour set. Even though these are actors and such who have gone on with their lives, I see a tour in their future. The night was a mix of a Blues Brother’s concert and some real Irish spirit, a great combination. In fact Heather looked over and said “I didn’t know Ireland had this much soul!” and when Brandon exclaimed “Look, White people CAN dance!” I exclaimed, “They’re not White! They’re Irish!”
The after party at the Premium Club was the best industry after party I’ve been to, and I’ve been to countless. The Premium Club is on the third floor of the O-2 and singer Bronagh’s mom was behind us during the show. We got to hug that very pride woman and shake her father’s hand, you could see the joy in the parents as the daughter worked the room. Irish celebrities abounded, Bushmills was the drink of the evening and before one knew it, it was
But the star of Saturday was the ride, back on the bikes and out to see more of Ireland. Paul Rawlins and Liam from Celtic Riders met us after we transferred to the Radisson Blu hotel at the airport. It’s a grand hotel, with lush rooms and very modern appointments. It’s a big cab ride to City Centre, about 30 Euros ($45) but it’s worth it when flying out the day after because you can walk to the new terminals at the airport.
Rawlins was going to take us in to the high country, the national park just 30 minutes outside of Dublin. I thought after the ride to Cannamara that I couldn’t be overwhelmed yet again, naïve little me.
We headed out of town on the M50 and then quickly cut off to begin a twisting turning four hours that would lead us through some of the most spectacle views and scenery available in any country, any where and solidifying that it is worth going through a Motorcycle Safety Foundation course (http://www.msf-usa.org) and getting a class C in America and practice on rental bikes JUST to do this tour. Even if you never saw yourself on the back of one, this drive alone would make it worth months of preparation.
Along the way we stop at a graveyard for German soldiers from WWII. The Germans would fly over Ireland and run out of gas near the mountains and crash. The Irish would bury them out of decency and kindness. Ones that survived or lived through the crashes only to then die were sometimes heard asking “Why? Why help us?” As Paul explained Ireland was basically neutral and just felt it was the human thing to bury young men who were doing only what they were told. They weren’t an evil dictator, they were kids, dying and deserved a beautiful place to be. And they are in one indeed marked by one of the few remaining Celtic Crosses standing in the land

Next stop was a famous part of the Wicklow National Park and Wicklow Mountains (http://www.visitwicklow.ie/attractions/wicklow_mountains_national_park.htm). It’s in these mountains that many films of Ireland have been made, including a large battle scene from “Braveheart” with Mel Gibson PB (pre breakdown) that even got the Irish Army involved as extras. There’s a great vantage point (well, every 20 feet really) of the vast bog that is the beginning of the River Liffey in Ireland. Bog is Turf, which is thousands of years of compressed organic material that is moist. Things buried in it like people or animals are preserved almost perfectly. It is used for fuel, to burn, in homes and pubs after it is dried. While moist, it is the sponge that soaks up the rains that feed the Liffey which runs from that point to the sea through Dublin.
As we stood at its source the uniqueness of the place can be felt. Camping is allowed or just sitting for a while. There aren’t many resources around, so come prepared (gas, food, snacks, etc). It really was standing on the top of Ireland.

Heather McGrath, Brandon Crispo, Karel
Then it was more overwhelming beauty after more as we went by waterfalls, lush valleys and rivers out of every painting one has ever seen about lush country cottages. The road goes to the heart of the Wicklow Mountains, Glendalough where an ancient monastery, church and spire sit. A lovely lunch at the Glendalough Hotel and a stroll through the grounds juxtaposes the modern and the ancient all in a serene setting.

Brandon, Liam (from Celtic Riders), Heather, Karel and Paul (Celtic Riders) in Glendalough.
Leaving on the bikes it began to rain. This is a very dangerous time for bikers and the roads of Ireland are unforgiving; one doesn’t control or conquer them, one respects them or gets hurt, especially in these conditions. This is where bike and gear makes all the difference in the world.
AlpineStars supplied the gear (http://www.alpinestars.com) including the Gor-Tex jackets, gloves boots and pants. The wisest investment ever for a biker in these conditions whether in Ireland or Arkansas, Seattle to L.A. As the winds whipped and the rain began to fall hard, we were dry and warmer than anyone could imagine, even myself.
The BMW 1200 GS and F 650 GS, as Rawling says, “are the only bikes for Ireland whether in the West or here,” and I agree. From the heated hand grips to the incredible traction and sturdiness, as I rode with Heather as my passenger on roads that switchback and are barely 10 feet wide I actually wasn’t too worried to check out things like the village of Hollywood, yes, the first, the lake scenery, gorges, valley and other things along the way. It was an initiation by fire (well, rain) and thanks to the leadership of Celtic Riders Paul and Liam, the craftsmanship of BMW and the protection of AlpineStars, it proved to be another exhilarating experience.
We rode back and said goodbye to new friends, fast friends, friends we will be seeing again with our minds full of such joy, beauty, so much that it’s too hard to process. So here’s what Rawlings wrote in an email to me when I returned. “It was really nice to meet and talk to 3 down to earth American people, we enjoyed immensely bringing you all for a ride on Saturday afternoon. I know for a fact that Brandon’s never ever going to forget his baptism of fire riding in Ireland. I read his eyes during our ride when we stopped to admire the landscape and he was wired straight to the grid, electrified with adrenalin and pure happiness. That makes me so happy because these feelings are the feelings I want to bring out in overseas tourists when they visit our island.”
Well Paul, mission accomplished there.
Wired, electrified, adrenalin, overwhelmed, connected, alike, friends, family, laughter…how many adjectives, how many descriptors does the human language have; I need more.
In America, we are lucky if we take a week off from work by ourselves or with our families.; Let alone two or three or four. And in today’s economy, where there is so much uncertainty, the thought of a vacation has been put aside for so many.
But why do you work? To live? Define living. Is living working hard to simply pay corporations interest, conglomerates fees. If the past three years has taught us nothing it’s that living is what is important, connecting, being present, being there. People saved their whole lives for later, for retirement, never taking vacations longer than a few days, never spending money on a concert or play, and where are they today? So many were wiped clean, back to work.
We have to go and blow it out, go and explore, go and be different people and meet different people and see how NOT different we all are or else what is the point of being here? Today as I sit and wade through the bills from the last seven days, the calls, the “back to life, back to reality” I realized what I did was priceless and the relationships and memories I made forever.
Ireland may be a world away for so many of you, but let me tell you, it’s waiting to welcome you. It’s been welcoming people for thousands of years and will go on. Try to be one of those one day and do just a few of the things I may have suggested and you’ll see life from a whole different point of view when you return home.

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Being Social at the Social Network

The new film the Social Network is as good as everyone says. In fact, it’s better. It’s a brilliant mix of pop culture and eternal themes, from love and rivalry to classism or the simple need to be accepted; And, the need as well, to get back at those who don’t accept you.

It’s taken from a skewed perspective, for sure. Mark Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook, could not come out in a great light. How could the youngest billionaire in history? And it’s obvious that the movie is based upon several less-than-objective views of the boy wunderkind. However, Aaron Sorkin’s razor sharp script, the delivery by each and every one of the actors (including JT who truly is becoming a leading man) and the fact that under all the coding are kids, college kids, but kids is never lost and what emerges is the humanization of a phenomenon.

And yes, it’s amazing that the man that has helped the world make friends may not have close ones of his own. Ahh, irony.

Five stars, two thumbs up, 100 tomatoes, however you want to slice it if you want to see great acting and filmmaking (and enjoy Trent Reznor’s soundtrack) hit the “like” button and run do not walk to see the movie. And make no mistake, while this is an ensemble cast it is Jesse Eisenberg (the boy genius) and Andrew Garfield’s as Eduardo Saverin (co-founder of Facebook) movie, with a great supporting staff including Timberlake.

After the film, I go social with a few of the people at the theatre with my iPhone. Here’s their thoughts.

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Enough is Enough! The Noise from Florida Is Deafening.

Enough is Enough is Enough
Stop the Media Blitz about the Nut
By Charles Karel Bouley

OK, now this has gone too far.

Enough of all this fake protest over the nut-bag in Florida with less followers than I had guests at my last dinner party; the one that wants to burn the Muslim holy book. All this global outrage, including a comment from the United States President, at this media created hysteria has now got to end before it hurts someone.

Because no matter what anyone will ever tell me, burning a few books does not endanger our troops, outrage any more or cause any worse ripple effect then launching two illegal occupations of Muslim homelands, sustaining those occupations for seven and nine years (and counting) respectively and a refusal to acknowledge the Islamaphobia created by George W. Bush as he terrorized a nation and world for eight years—unstopped by Congress (including the Democratic led Congress since 2006)—with his NeoCon Right Wing Evangelical propaganda. That President told people he was preparing the Middle East for the return of Biblical angels; a statement by a Christian President with occupying forces in Muslim land, a statement backed up with things like “shock and awe.”

And as horrible as the nut-bag’s actions in Florida are, due simply to the disrespect of it all, I still believe blowing up neighborhoods with collateral damage called children, women, innocents whose only crime was living in a region deemed a danger by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and all the other unprosecuted war criminals is far worse. Killing people at a birthday party on camera and enjoying it is far worse. Asking our troops to go door to door in foreign lands with no clear goal is far worse.

We have destroyed the country of Iraq, period, end of story. It does not exist. There is a shell where a country once was with no real working government, inadequate defenses, infrastructure and the vast resources benefitting a small few and not the nation (please don’t say it sounds like here, or was that the plan?). It will be three countries one day, perhaps, or the starting place of a bigger conflict with Iran. Whatever it will be, it’s broken now, and is no way a unified, democratic peaceful ally or nation.

Afghanistan has been exploited by regimes that come in, and then realize, usually after bankrupting the nation, that the commitment is far beyond what any nation can actually commit to and afford, because the nation needs a complete and total revamp, rebuild, and needs a revolution (internal) to solve its problems. But the fact is, it’s broken, too, and our presence isn’t helping because our mission is still unclear. So, another broken country, broken before we found it, and it will be worse after we leave it.

These actions, and our foreign policy endangers our troops. Deeply ingrained hatred and misconceptions endangers our troops (on both sides). Allowing your President to deploy troops where there should be none, and attack strangers who are not our enemy endangers our troops and our security. Running a black ops torture chamber known an Guantanamo endangers our troops. Waterboarding with impunity endangers our troops. Not impeaching that President endangered our troops. Not forcing this one to completely withdraw (out means out) endangers our troops. And yes, Bashing Muslims in this country, be it stabbing a cabbie or protesting a Mosque, say it with me, endangers our troops (oh ya, and burning their Holy book).

But stop all the denouncing. Every major Christian leader should fly to Florida, form a human chain between this nut and the burn pile, and tell him No! We Christians know this is wrong and hateful and we stop you in the name of our Lord! Let them police their own crazies. But stop condemning and get up and do something. Go there, stop him. Put yourself in between. Show the Muslim world good Christians will stand up for them even to one of their own. But No. They’ll condemn and moan and groan but say “we have to let him, it’s his right in America…” Yup, it’s his right, but nope, you don’t have to let him. It’s your right to go there, and stop him. Show up, join arms, block the burn pile.

Or, in a show of solidarity, burn the Bible on Saturday as well to show that any God can withstand a good bon fire. Make smores, because only God can make a Smore, from the heat and be joyous that your God is more powerful than a small bonfire and that His Word has withstood much worse than a crazy guy in Florida. Burn your bibles to show the Muslims that it’s all just books being burned, not Gods or faiths (or religious leaders as the Catholics once did) but just pulp returning to ash. Show them your book and theirs are equal and that you both mourn the stupidity that day.

Or shut the hell up; Because the NOISE about it all is what is dangerous, not the act itself. I talk to thousands a day, my columns read by more than 50 people. If I burned a Bible on Saturday would it start world wide condemnation and protest? Would Obama comment about Karel. I doubt it. It would be seen as a radio stunt, like Beck’s rally, an entertainer doing a PR move.

So why isn’t this? This guy wanted Press, that’s all, and he’s clearly crazy. With Snooki and Lindsay and others we have enough Crazy in the news. We don’t need Christian Crazy, any more than we have it already.

There are insane people like this guy in Florida all over America with agendas as bigoted, as phobic, as ridiculous as him. Media does not cover them because it leads to no productive end, and bigotry and racism isn’t new or newsworthy.

He’s a miscreant. Don’t focus on him.

Our actions as a nation have been far more offensive to the Muslim world than this. Bush’s illegal occupation of Iraq and our failed mission in Afghanistan (wasn’t it to get Osama Bin Laden, then, we failed) have only harmed us more. Guys like the one in Florida and things like the Mosque in NYC will end as soon as we get our troops out of harms way all together when it is not necessary.

The Muslim world, and most Americans agree, neither Iraq or Afghanistan are necessary. Start with that, and forget the preacher. Wars endangers troops more than bonfires.

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Truth

Written by me in 2005 to sum up how I felt at a deposition in my case against L.B Memorial Hospital and Dr. Kooshian:

The truth.
Where is the truth?
How does one find it?
People sit and swear to tell it.
They affirm to deities to defend it.
They profess their love of it.
And then evade it…
coat it…
dodge it…
colour it…
Lawyers jockey to be in control of it.
Judges sit in awe of their ability to discern it.
And yet the only thing sure about the truth
Is that everyone sees it differently.
And swears their version is absolute.
And once the truth is finally revealed
It is just as quickly lost to versions of it

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Joan Armatrading Living Charming Life

Joan Armatrading

Singer/Songwriter Comes to Long Beach Terrace Theater Aug. 7

By Charles Karel Bouley

“Is she the one that sounds like Tracy Chapman?”

That’s a question often posed when explaining the musical wonderment of Joan Armatrading. Since the release of 1972’s Whatever For Us, the European-based singer-songwriter has consistently satisfied lifelong fans and created new ones. Her success abroad is undeniable; America has welcomed her throughout the years, but never with the commercial success it has awarded some female singer-songwriters cut from the same cloth.

Armatrading is touring and doing interviews in support of her 20th album, This Charming Life, and in her own words, “This would be a great album for America, if they would just give it a listen.”

This Charming Life is a return to Armatrading’s rock and pop roots. She played every instrument on Charming, as well as on her previous two albums — an undertaking not foreign to her, but one she doesn’t repeat live.

“It hasn’t changed much, really,” she told the BLADE. “When I do my demos, and back in the ‘70s and ‘80s, I was writing, playing, doing my arrangements. It’s not that different, except I’m doing it on records now and not demos.”

Armatrading, who said she “should expect to be 60 this December,” is reflecting a little more on Charming.

“I’ve written songs called ‘I’m Lucky,’ ‘Blessed,’ and I’ve written ‘This Charming Life.’ They’re all songs saying ‘thank you very much’ for the life I’ve been given, I’ve really enjoyed it, I’ve really appreciate it, and I want to say it someplace outside of my head,” she explained. “I actually think a lot of people have a charming life if they would just step back and take a look at it.”

To read the full interview from the Long Beach/OC Blade and to find out United States tour dates, go here.

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This is Just Plain Dehumanizing

This questionairre is the most dehumanizing thing…wait, just another in a long step of dehumanizing things. This is what our military is being asked by the Big Bad Gays.

It’s all here:

Wait to you get to the GLBT questions. Love the ones about showering. Replace Gay with Black and would this fly today?

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Leave Lindsey Alone!

morning edit karel

The Morning Edit

It’s terrible when you have to defend people whom you neither like or care for; people that you might not give one iota for or against until they come under scrutiny for something that just can’t stand. Enter Lindsey Lohan and Michael Steele, the strangest of bedfellows.

First, there’s Lohan. Not since Brittney went crazy or Paris got arrested has the Los Angeles media been on such high alert. TMZ is on 24/7 lockdown to get the pertinent data out, from her nail polish with the “F U” written on it, to every sobbing minute of this life deconstructing in the court house. Her crime? Pissing off a judge. Truly, all things considered, she’s being punished far more than most for crimes where no one except herself was hurt. She missed court ordered alcohol classes for Cannes Film Festival; classes she would later make up. Judge Marsha Revell said “the court does not buy it…” when Lohan made her emotional pleas for freedom and sent her off to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab. Remember, he first offense was a DUI, drunk driving, where she crashed in to a curb. The second DUI ended in a small chase and cocaine allegedly was found. But everyone agrees the decision is because she is Lindsey Lohan. If the judge was lenient, then the myth of celebrities getting great treatment gets perpetuated. In this case, she actually is having a book thrown at her for being a celebrity.

Then there’s Steele. I’m not a fan and I might as well go on record in print with the “Uncle Tom” comment I made about him when he got the job on air. Yes, I said it, like I’ve said so many things. But I’ll never change my mind about why or how he got the position. Democrats elected a Black man and Republicans wanted to show they are inclusive, thus, the ultimate affirmative action. But the party never reflected diversity, racial equality, equal rights for all so he was a sham, a fake. However, even a broken clock is right twice a day. And recently, when he said Afghanstan was Obama’s war, that the American people don’t want it and that it is unwinnable, the attacks from both sides were quick. In fact, the Democrats took a press release written about war dissenters under Bush and revised it for Steele, calling his comments unsupportive of our troops, unpatriotic, on and on; the letter read like a Bush administration attack on an anti-war protester.

The problem is Steele was right about 2/3rds of his statement. Since Democrats have been in control of Congress, which controls war and war funding, since 2006, and since Barack Obama has been President since 2008 and over that time Afghanistan has only escalated to rival Iraq in costs and lives, it would appear both wars are in full swing . And Democrats need to own that. Right, wrong, make arguments here it doesn’t matter. Remember Vietnam was Nixon’s war, but Johnson started it. So it no longer matters that these two illegal occupations were George Bush’s dirty little payouts to his war mongering profiteer friends, but Congress and this President have kept them funded, kept them up, escalated them in some cases. No, Afghanistan and Iraq are now the part and parcel of the Democratic majority; time to stop blaming the evil dictator and own up. If any Democrat doesn’t like the fact that we must now own the war, end them, not around esoteric deadlines in the future. Stop the funding. In 2009 one of the only real Democrats in principal, Barbara Lee (D-Calif) introduced a bill to stop funding the war in Afghanistan, making money available only to bring troops home. H.R. 3699 died, of course, no support, no publicity, no will to make it happen.

So the party of peace is the party of war, like it or not, and you can’t kill the messenger, in this case, Michael Steele.

So two people coming under attacks; one for behavior neither outrageous nor egregious for someone that grew up famous and the other neither untrue nor far off the pale.

Before all the members of MAD comment on this about the seriousness of drunk driving, NO ONE believes what Lohan did was all right. She’s rich, get a driver (or was, rumors are she’s broke now). But the entire nanny philosophy the court has taken, you can’t drink, you must go here and there, do this do that or else…really? This is what the City of Los Angeles and the People of the State of California want to spend what little money the city and state has on prosecuting? As the state begins to pay its workers minimum wage because it can’t come up with a budget and is broke, as education is cut, police cut, fire cut, services needed, as real criminals go untried, or worse, released early due to overcrowding, Lohan is the fish we need to fry? Of course not, but she’s the brunt of the outrage that should be targeted elsewhere.

Think about this. A person stood on the deck of the Deep Water Horizon rig in the Gulf and told someone to shove salt water down the pipe instead of mud, because it’s cheaper. Another person knew the concrete Halliburton was using wasn’t the proper grade or strength. And CEO Tony Hayward knew and knows he runs a company guilty of felonies outside of Deep Water Horizon, and knows that this disaster did not have to happen. Tony Hayward, and the staff that ordered the salt water and others have caused a tragedy that has killed 11 people, and has killed an entire region and maybe it’s way of life and people.

Not one of them has served as much time as Lohan has or will. Not one has been in court as much, or is as monitored as Lohan.

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Karl Rove and the other neocons are war criminals by their own admissions. Bush authorized torture, illegal occupations, hell, they were all part of a coup d’etat in 2000 where the neocons used the U.S. Supreme Court (duplicitous in it) to make a ruling on Equal Protection, something not at issue and not under the prevue of that court. Dick Cheney released the name of spy and let Scooter Libby take the wrap.

None of the above have served as much time as Lohan has or will. Not one has been as monitored as Lohan.

On and on I could go, listing Bush era criminals that will never, ever serve one day in jail, but Lohan must. Not one of them reduced to tears for their crimes, but Lohan was. Not one of their careers ruined or disrupted, but Lohan’s will be. In fact, the neocons have gone on to prosper, from starting PAC’s and collecting millions, to doing book tours, speaking engagements or taking high profile private sector jobs.

As for Steele, it’s true he’s just a placeholder, a face put up to show the party is something it’s not. And he’s usually full of ridiculous rhetoric from a dying party, a party of racists (the rhetoric over immigration and Arizona is proof enough for me), of criminals, a party whose members would leave poor America without the lifeline of unemployment checks because the poor or unemployed are just lazy and should get out there and take whatever job there is (of course, there aren’t any, but don’t confuse them with facts).

But as ridiculous as he is, he’s right about Afghanistan. We, the People need to own those wars. They are still being fought in our names, and if we don’t like it, then end them. It really is that easy. It was that easy to go in to both of those countries. We occupied them in days. We can leave in months.

His statement, this one statement, was very near the truth. And it’s an ugly truth, a terrible truth, a truth we can’t escape any longer; these are no longer George W. Bush’s wars or failures, there everyone’s now, ours, mine, yours, Republican and Democrats have supported the wars if nothing else through approving the funding. Democrat’s fears of being called anti-war, un-American, unpatriotic have kept them silenced and impotent; so much so that the only one brave enough to say what needs to be said about the war is now the head of the party that started it. Now that’s irony.

There’s plenty of reasons to get rid of Michael Steele, this isn’t one of them.

And for god’s sake (any god named or unnamed) leave Lindsey alone. So she likes to drink, so does a whole lot of America. So she’s a young girl who had money and fame and enjoyed it just a bit too much. Leave her alone. If she wants to self destruct, let her. Take away her license, period. Don’t let her drive at all. If she does, arrest her. But all this drug rehab (what if she likes them?), alcohol rehab (again, what if she enjoys drinking, is this not America?), and SCRAM Bracelets (secure continuous alcohol monitor).

And speaking of SCRAM bracelets, it’s rich a court weighs in on Lohan’s addictions while our addiction, Oil, is killing an entire region. Leave Lohan alone, or else we should all start wearing SCROM bracelets, secure continuous OIL monitors. Because of lust for oil is killing more, costing us more, and hurting us more than Lohan’s lust for Mojitos.

America, worry about your own addictions, and leave Lindsey alone. And Democrats, worry about the two wars you are funding and conducting, and stop worrying about those that are pointing out that it is, in fact, you that are now funding and conducting them.

To hear segments about these and other topics (both issues covered on the 7-6-10 shows) go to the podcast at www.radiokrl.com

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